January 29, 2009

and then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?''
"Yes," I sighed, "she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
''My God!" says my wife, "who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?"

And then the fight started.

OK, sometimes I can't help myself - there are a bunch more like this. Let me know if you want them emailed - and thanks Rob.

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